Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

official newsletter for luxury home owners. Edited by Sue Peach



Mike Kilo Victor One, thundering over Rhyl.

6 comments:

Rannoch said...

I am really into Passing Clouds,(in particular the Vulcan Bomber bit), as I'm an accomplished pilot myself and would like to drop a couple of 500lb babies on some unsuspecting suckers. This of course doesn't indicate that I'm psychopathic but only showing a keen interest in an alernative vacation activity. Yours, Pete (Slash, Burn, Kill)

Mrs Leatherbarrow said...

Wow! JohnBoy, you’re a pilot too!

I’d be more than happy to take you up in Mike Kilo for a quick spin around the bay. She’s a fine aircraft and the bomb bay is actually fitted with thermo-nuclear dummy simulator weapons. We could drop one on Prestatyn, yikes! What a laugh.

Have you ever contemplated the benefits of a luxury holiday home in North Wales? There some really good offers available at the moment, Johnboy, for both new and pre-owned vehicles. Why not visit our on-line catalogue and browse the vans.

Look forward to hearing from you.

Tiger

Rannoch said...

Hi Tiger. The luxury home sounds just what I need but do they have Gymnasiums in them? Reason I ask is, I've been doing some body building and would like to keep it going on vacation. I've been selecting particular muscles each week to work on and this week it's my Sphincter muscle. It's proving beneficial and I can now lift 2.6 Kilo with my ass. Chocks away, Johnboy.

Mrs Leatherbarrow said...

What an amazing starfish you must have, Johnboy. So much so, I really think there could be a wonderful future for you with curl-Master™ as a vortex combustor test driver. Also, there may be some great opportunities in advertising as a chemical toilet model. You should feel very excited about these prospects.

The Sea-Quest Voyager 1V luxury home (three bedrooms) comes with a built in Gym! and is sound-proofed, which should be of extra reassurance to you whilst conducting your very special clench exercises.

You can view the Sea-Quest Voyager here, at Passing Clouds, and I would be delighted see you at the retreat.

We can have a go in Mike Kilo Victor, if you like?

Cheers for now.

Tiger

Rannoch said...

You're really hard selling the Mike Kilo Victor bit and I don't blame you but there's a wee guy named after a WW11 pilot named Max who will no doubt turn a hand to swinging a couple of G's in the big wing. Just needs a couple of blocks on the pedals and, Tally Ho, his nappies are in the clouds. Whadya think Tiger?

Mrs Leatherbarrow said...

I await the cyber arrival of Mad Max with much glee! and when he lands on an unexpecting web-thingie, we can share blog links.


Just get it done!

'Tis a shuddering thought though, Max driving the Vulcan!

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