Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

official newsletter for luxury home owners. Edited by Sue Peach

Land Speed Record

Sigma 4

Sigma 4, Rannoch Gallagher's jet-car, is being prepared for an assault on the land speed record here at Passing Clouds.

Full report to follow.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hoots mon! Noo the cat's oot the bag ah might as well spill the beans. Ah'm goin' fur Mach 1.5 an' ma trials huv bin done in the quiet wee hours.
The track at Passin' Clouds might no' be long enough as, by the time ah goat up tae speed wi' yon G Forces, ma face wiz left at the track an' ma feet were in Llandudno. This wiz made possible by input fae Mad Max who added a Thermal Nuclear Couplin' Device an' a Romulin Cloakin' Device tae avoid the Polis at Colwyn Bay.
Ah'm hopin' tae get local authority insurance cover fur the sonic booms but there isnae a benchmark set fur Mach 1.5. Oh well, we'll jist huv tae hope furra best. Slainte, Rannoch.

Anonymous said...

Ah'm goin' fur bust noo an' ah hope, wi' the help o' Mad Max, tae achieve the speed o' light in Sigma 4. Question is, if ah'm travellin' at the speed of light an' ah turn ma lights oan, wid they dae anythin'?
It's thirsty work developin' Sigma 4 an' the other day me an' Max made some Instant Coffee in a Microwave an' nearly went back in time.
Slainte, Rannoch.

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