Heavily made up, Rannoch in spine-chilling mood as Yehudi Brave-Wallet When Nostradamus Motion Pictures were casting for the lead role in a new blockbuster they were making, they looked no further than our very own Rannoch Gallacher, Passing Clouds’ Celtic historian and extreme survival expert.
“Perfect,” enthused Eric Zimmerman, Nostradamus’ chief executive, as he announced Rannoch’s appointment. “The guy’s got natural talent,” he swooned further, though there was a word of caution couched in his elation when he added, “I think we’ll need an interpreter pretty damn quick!”
The movie, a nervy gothic thriller set in twenty third century West Dunbartonshire, charts the epic battle for frugal supremecy between reclusive Tel Aviv spend-thrift, Yehudi Brave-Wallet (played by Rannoch) and arch rival, Darth Watson, a cosmic amicus warrior, who become locked in a bitter struggle of desire, revenge and prudence.
The world premier of the film, Battle of the Tightn’s, is set to take place at Passing Clouds multi-screen cinema complex in May. Tickets can be purchased from Heather Roberts at the reception desk, or you can order by telephone on extension 6653.
3 comments:
As a wee added bonus fur ma Premier ah'm willin' tae go oot oan a date wi' the furst cute burd that turns up fur it.(She'll huv tae cover the bill of course).
Ah goat a crick in ma neck wi' aw yon photos that huv bin taken oan the set. Y'know, the wans where yi always look back ower yir shooder.
Ah didnae realise it wiz only burdz
wi' backless dresses that they wanted tae pose like that.
Ah'd like tae dedicate this movie tae the guy who's thrupenny bit heid scored an O.G. fur Liverpool,
tae Gerry(El Ratto),jist 'cause he wants publicity, Pete,(Slash, Burn Kill),'cause he said he'd gub me if ah didnae an' Rolls Royce fur employin' somebody that kin come up wi' this stuff.
Slainte, Oscar nominee, Rannoch.
Aye indeed, Rannoch, a thrupenny heed not quite the full shillin’
A cosmic performance i believe, slaying arch villain and amicus warlord, Darth Watson. One thing though, and don’t muckle yer trossacks, but there was a report of a strange creature prowling on Careg Mawr last night and... well, coming to the point, are you having any difficulty getting the Yehudi Brave-Wallet costume off?
And an Oscar nomination! Oh Rannoch, fame indeed. Passing Clouds very own super star.
Natasja, who's been filling in for Heather while she gets over the dolphinarium incident, says she's dying for a night out with you.
May the fourth be with you! Will never forgive Slaven for that one.
Ah'll huv ye know ma Trossacks huvnae bin muckled in a wee while so there ya *****Slainte, Rannoch.
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