Riding High! Heidi Freemantle onboard Trojan.
The sand and surf off Heron Gwlad (Passing Clouds private beach) just got a whole lot safer with the arrival of Australian surf-star, Heidi Freemantle, and Trojan, her specially modified rescue launch.
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Ensuring absolute safety for water sport fun seekers is a responsibility life-guard Heidi takes in her formidable stride.
“It’ll be a goolagong bilabong ripper gilagong dong,” she chuckled, skilfully deploying Trojan’s submersible bar-b-cue bracket and four-man Fosters mini bar survival extension.
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Again, Passing Clouds has to thank Celtic historian, extreme survival expert and Raymond Baxter look-alike, Rannoch Gallacher, for securing Heidi’s services here at the retreat. Her guardian eye as she patrols the dangerous shores of Heron Gwlad will be of great comfort to many, and the roar of Trojan, thundering beneath the Great Orme, a thrilling message of reassurance.
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Welcome aboard! Heidi.
3 comments:
Ah'mm aff tae meet Heidi in November fur the Annual 'Surf 'n' Turf' Strewth 'n' Drooth Jet-Ski Back Packers Convention in Hope Island(Queensland). When she became aware ah wiz comin' she said "Ripper Cobber. I'll have a Tinny on the Barbie and a Joey in the Ice Bucket". Heidi tells me she's only ran over 17 surfers in aw her time at the helm of Trojan and is in line fur 'The least Fatalities' Award fur the second year runnin'. Remarkable fur such a carin' Burd. Slainte, Rannoch.
Oh, Rannoch - What a hit Heidi's been here at the retreat. Yes, just the seventeen run down by Trojan (three of them in the car park)and it's looking like the safest year yet.
I hear you're taking the opportunity to get some more extreme survival skills under your belt when you visit the outback, shortly. Ray Mears has been on the phone wondering if you could pass on a few tips - He's been told to keep making those puffy survival programs; we all know he lives in a caravan when the cameras turn off because it's one of the old ones PC got rid of.
Cheek!
In the furst instance ah wid normally tell Ray Mears tae go jump in a Bilabong as he isnae a real extreme survival expert like wot ah um. However, ah huv decided tae take him under ma wing and ah huv set him the task of swimmin' the Murry Darling river in seven(aye, only seven)days wi' a Koala strapped tae his back and a live Baramundi in his mooth. If, at the end of the day, he completes ma wee task, ah'll let him nick aboot wi' me and, merr importantly, set up shop at The Celtic Centre.
However, if he disnae make the grade, why, ah'll huv him shunned by the Amish, hung by the neck until shot and sent by ma wee Aboriginal pals tae live the rest o' his days in a wee crack in the rock hauf way up Ayres Rock.
Noo, ye canny ask fur fairer than that. Rannoch oot.
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