"The Star Voyager Time Tunnel"
The new "Star Voyager Time Tunnel" experience is launched this week at Passing Clouds Holiday Homes.
Described as The Ride of a Lifetime Star voyager is a Molecular Reconfiguration and Phase Shift Magnatron device (MRPSM) and has been approved by the Board of Trade and the North Wales Welding Federation.
Captain Mike Peach. Voyager's Pilot
First in the queue, for a ride of his life time, is Brendan Thirlmere, The Rhyl Examiners science, food and technology correspondent. In an explosive article, featured in this weeks issue, Brendan reveals a very personal story that he feels the Star Voyager may help to redress.
This is Brendan's moving story:
A long time ago, I was reading a Dan Dare comic while waiting for a job interview. (Dan Dare was a British comic book hero who was hailed as ‘The World’s Number One Space Hero,’ and ‘Pilot of the Future!’)
He was a hero of mine, and the issue I was reading that day showed a cut-away picture of his space rocket. The picture showed where everything was, the flight deck, the main engine, the radio room; etc. Anyhow, at the front of the rocket there was a section that was left blank, with a note that read: ’Top Secret. Not to be revealed until 2010’
Well, I’ve waited all these years to find out what was hidden in the front of Dan’s rocket, But nothing’s happened. Years of wondering, when the world was facing so many great events, I was focussed on the day when all would be revealed in Dan’s rocket.
I’m not bitter, but had I been able to time travel, all those years ago, I’d have jetted to 2010 and found out it was all a ruse. Then, I’d have exposed Dan Dare as the fraud he was, and saved legions of his fans the torment of un-rewarded expectancy.
The bastard!
Brendan Thirlmere. Not bitter
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