Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

Luxury Holiday Homes and Our Six Star Retreat

official newsletter for luxury home owners. Edited by Sue Peach

Star Struck!

                                                                   
                                                                              Luke Benidorm

Highlights from the hit TV show ‘Rhyl’s Got Talent’ with Luke Benidorm.

Sally Quench-Jenkins can put away her bio-degradable bags and look to the future as she steps from simple Tesco checkout girl to international ventriloquial stardom. She was spotted by Luke at the Llandudno superstore when she vented a voice into his tin of corned beef on the checkout conveyor belt. Then, to the amazement of gathered shoppers, she managed to throw her voice into a box of Persil, third shelf up next to the freezer aisle.

But it was her performance in last night’s ‘Rhyl’s Got Talent’ grand final that set her on the road to world acclaim. Her victory, scooping eighty three percent of the personal alarms for the elderly vote, is seen as a record for the popular talent show.

Last year’s winner, Ifor Davis (the yodelling bailiff) performed his Argos Blues hit before presenting Sally with a magnificent floral bouquet.



Well done, Sally. Have a gottle of geer.

7 comments:

Justin Ditler said...

Sounds like quality TV. Gutted I missed it.

rannoch said...

Ah tae huv done some voice throwin' an' jist recently caused a bit of a stir. Ah threw ma voice intae a Mail Box on High St Dumbarton and ended up wi' the SAS surroundin' it. It jist so happens the voice ah threw wiz identical tae that of Osama Bin Laden and the military believed he'd been holed up in that Mail Box fur seven years cunningly readin' the mail tae learn english and, more sinisterly, climb intae a mailman's sack and blow up a sortin' office on Giro payout day. Consequently, ah noo only throw ma voice in wide open spaces, although some sheep ur no' happy. Baaaastards wan wiz heard tae say.

evertsen™ said...

Ah, Rannoch. They can be quite selective, sheep. I shouldn't worry though, you can always curry something up

Paige said...

id watch it.

Anonymous said...

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